I first read about this condition on Catherine Ryan Howard’s blog in this article. I’ve always had a great immune system so I never thought I’d fall victim to such a disease, but it has me in its grip, oh yeah!.
(Just for the technically minded, the defintion of Amazonitis is that one’s Amazon is inflamed
Hourly KDP Dashboard checks, watching my recently published book’s ranking on Amazon. It’s compulsive stuff!
And normally I’m so good! I never get colds or flus, I shake off infections that bring strong men to their knees blubbing and wanting Lemsip brought to them in bed. Ah well, something was bound to bring me low at some stage.
I hope it passess quickly, I’m starting to bore myself…<furtively checks sales dashboard>